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[Buhbuh]

because of his father's infamous legacy,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Jung

he changed his name to Macaulay Culkin, but soon fell into the same downward spiral as his father. He became Macaulay Cokin, named after his drug of choice. He did business with Columbian snouts and other drug cartel leaders until being captured and jailed. Let out on good behavior in the early 2000s, he spent his time on a farm inventing skinny jeans and drenched his roughshod, beaten down, sixty year old exterior in the fountain of youth, which eventually led to his reign as the boy king in emulated Everquest.

After being awarded a Crown of Rile, we started to notice troubling behavioral problems. He would lash out violently on commonfolk in Teamspeak, sometimes even traveling to their homes in real life to kill all their beautiful, innocent pets.

We hired an internal investigator, who most know as Bestow. He fit in very well with songs that soothed The Boy King's increasing madness. After weeks, Bestow found him counting guildbank money while masturbating on Trakanon BPs in Erudin. Many people wore these bps. And since his fluid was actually a highly toxic and incurable disease, the people that wore them experienced a madness of their own and began to follow The Boy King without question.

Gongshow, Terp and I knew that if his power grew any further, we would surely lose the guild. I began to build a large weapon with Gongshow, while Littlefinger Terp arranged for a meeting with The Boy King which was actually a trap to banish the disease from his body.

After a three day battle, The Boy King finally placed his hands on each side of his face with his mouth open while looking into a mirror (Joe Pesci was also downstairs), and the disease was cured.

Now he's in recovery, thankfully. But we are ever careful now not to give him the power he once possessed. Too many croots lost their lives.

[Slathar]

and not a word was read

[hatelore]

Originally Posted by Buhbuh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

because of his father's infamous legacy,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Jung

he changed his name to Macaulay Culkin, but soon fell into the same downward spiral as his father. He became Macaulay Cokin, named after his drug of choice. He did business with Columbian snouts and other drug cartel leaders until being captured and jailed. Let out on good behavior in the early 2000s, he spent his time on a farm inventing skinny jeans and drenched his roughshod, beaten down, sixty year old exterior in the fountain of youth, which eventually led to his reign as the boy king in emulated Everquest.

After being awarded a Crown of Rile, we started to notice troubling behavioral problems. He would lash out violently on commonfolk in Teamspeak, sometimes even traveling to their homes in real life to kill all their beautiful, innocent pets.

We hired an internal investigator, who most know as Bestow. He fit in very well with songs that soothed The Boy King's increasing madness. After weeks, Bestow found him counting guildbank money while masturbating on Trakanon BPs in Erudin. Many people wore these bps. And since his fluid was actually a highly toxic and incurable disease, the people that wore them experienced a madness of their own and began to follow The Boy King without question.

Gongshow, Terp and I knew that if his power grew any further, we would surely lose the guild. I began to build a large weapon with Gongshow, while Littlefinger Terp arranged for a meeting with The Boy King which was actually a trap to banish the disease from his body.

After a three day battle, The Boy King finally placed his hands on each side of his face with his mouth open while looking into a mirror (Joe Pesci was also downstairs), and the disease was cured.

Now he's in recovery, thankfully. But we are ever careful now not to give him the power he once possessed. Too many croots lost their lives.

lawl, /thread wud reed againe!

[Drakaris]

Originally Posted by Buhbuh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

because of his father's infamous legacy,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Jung

he changed his name to Macaulay Culkin, but soon fell into the same downward spiral as his father. He became Macaulay Cokin, named after his drug of choice. He did business with Columbian snouts and other drug cartel leaders until being captured and jailed. Let out on good behavior in the early 2000s, he spent his time on a farm inventing skinny jeans and drenched his roughshod, beaten down, sixty year old exterior in the fountain of youth, which eventually led to his reign as the boy king in emulated Everquest.

After being awarded a Crown of Rile, we started to notice troubling behavioral problems. He would lash out violently on commonfolk in Teamspeak, sometimes even traveling to their homes in real life to kill all their beautiful, innocent pets.

We hired an internal investigator, who most know as Bestow. He fit in very well with songs that soothed The Boy King's increasing madness. After weeks, Bestow found him counting guildbank money while masturbating on Trakanon BPs in Erudin. Many people wore these bps. And since his fluid was actually a highly toxic and incurable disease, the people that wore them experienced a madness of their own and began to follow The Boy King without question.

Gongshow, Terp and I knew that if his power grew any further, we would surely lose the guild. I began to build a large weapon with Gongshow, while Littlefinger Terp arranged for a meeting with The Boy King which was actually a trap to banish the disease from his body.

After a three day battle, The Boy King finally placed his hands on each side of his face with his mouth open while looking into a mirror (Joe Pesci was also downstairs), and the disease was cured.

Now he's in recovery, thankfully. But we are ever careful now not to give him the power he once possessed. Too many croots lost their lives.

That made me chortle... I can confirm being one of the victims to the mad Boy King.