I have a dream

[Magikarp]

plot twist: magikarp is made ultimate head-guide and changes language of all npcs to chinese to incr. server pop and if you dont im gonna throw a man-fit and post on the forums and probably call people names because i always get what i want and if i dont then i take a stand and people listen because they care deeply about my feelings, opinions, and needs and im a professor in video game design at MIT westpoint so i know scientifically what fun means to every soul on this planet and how to make a good game and if you dont listen youll get eye-feces and server will never recover