Your Greatest Corpse Write-Off

[Japan]

My level 20 irl big homie hit my dwarf warrior up with a shitload of gear when I was just starting, probably 1kpp or so just judging by the item names i remember. No idea how he got the money, but I do know that the shit he gave me was worth more than what he was wearing. Big bucks to us 12-year-olds.

Well, I was riding the boat through ocean of tears with my bapes on and I decided to just jump out of the boat and see what kind of zany adventure I'd get into. I started swimming, and kept it up for about a half hour before my grandma came to the door with cookies. I was a big boy home alone, and couldn't ignore it. Being ignorant of the autorun key, my rich ass drowned and my corpse sank to the bottom of the ocean. My friend ragequit and we never spoke again.

[Kaboombastic]

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My level 20 irl big homie hit my dwarf warrior up with a shitload of gear when I was just starting, probably 1kpp or so just judging by the item names i remember. No idea how he got the money, but I do know that the shit he gave me was worth more than what he was wearing. Big bucks to us 12-year-olds.

Well, I was riding the boat through ocean of tears with my bapes on and I decided to just jump out of the boat and see what kind of zany adventure I'd get into. I started swimming, and kept it up for about a half hour before my grandma came to the door with cookies. I was a big boy home alone, and couldn't ignore it. Being ignorant of the autorun key, my rich ass drowned and my corpse sank to the bottom of the ocean. My friend ragequit and we never spoke again.

OK, so far you are definitely the winner. That aside, grandma's cookies are more than all the reason you need to let 1000 plat rot at the bottom of the ocean.

Ocean of Tears, indeed...