well okay that's cool but I already typed this up as part of the trolling arms race. totally serious tho. other useful heuristics for the adult gamer:
- never purchase a game on release day
- never pre-order
- never pay enough attention to brain-rotting corrupt videogame hype machine websites to want to pre-order
- never purchase non-Nintendo console exclusives
- never pay for item shop items
- never play a game that has item shop items that have any impact outside of aesthetics (if you break this rule whatsoever, you are literally a tumor on videogaming)
- rarely play any game more modern than 3 yrs old
- realize that the only big media companies still producing/delivering content occasionally worth paying for are called Valve, or are Japanese
- know in your heart of hearts that Valve is the only thing standing between us and a very depressing future where American videogaming closely resembles Hollywood. even recent developments with the indies have proved that independent gaming will never be able to stand on its own against the jewish propaganda apparatus that demands all media be a device for delivering a specific political message. The only escape is by supporting sound companies and sound games, and not being misled by the Jewish press into giving your money to Jewish-owned corporations in exchange for godawful interactive propaganda.
Patience and sound judgment are the ultimate virtues in this modern world of scientifically calibrated propaganda campaigns friend, and the key to happiness
03-18-2015, 07:55 PM
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