PvE Gauntlet

[captnamazing]

I challenge this pretender, this False Hero, to the ecstasy of combat. Once, I have slain him upon the marble ramp of the Skyfire Mountains. I cut him down as he fled before me, and his blood stained the halls.

Again, before the cursed gate to the Plane of Fear, I challenged him to the ancient rite of combat, and he cowed before me.

And now I hear rumors, murmurs in the twisting winds, that this pretender calls himself the Hero of Rivervale! The bile in my throat asphyxiates me, the gall of this halfling enrages me!

There can be only one!!

Once more, I challenge you, Foggon Gamadiel! We will battle for the supremacy over Rivervale, once and for all! You have your blessed blades of Zek, let us see in whose hands they are mightier!! I slap you with my gauntlets, I spit upon your naked feet!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

[Doil_Boil]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I challenge this pretender, this False Hero, to the ecstasy of combat. Once, I have slain him upon the marble ramp of the Skyfire Mountains. I cut him down as he fled before me, and his blood stained the halls.

Again, before the cursed gate to the Plane of Fear, I challenged him to the ancient rite of combat, and he cowed before me.

And now I hear rumors, murmurs in the twisting winds, that this pretender calls himself the Hero of Rivervale! The bile in my throat asphyxiates me, the gall of this halfling enrages me!

There can be only one!!

Once more, I challenge you, Foggon Gamadiel! We will battle for the supremacy over Rivervale, once and for all! You have your blessed blades of Zek, let us see in whose hands they are mightier!! I slap you with my gauntlets, I spit upon your naked feet!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Fog, this guy gave me a damn glove to slap you in the face with. As a halfling, I have to do it. As a guildy, I apologize.

[PDX0621]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I challenge this pretender, this False Hero, to the ecstasy of combat. Once, I have slain him upon the marble ramp of the Skyfire Mountains. I cut him down as he fled before me, and his blood stained the halls.

Again, before the cursed gate to the Plane of Fear, I challenged him to the ancient rite of combat, and he cowed before me.

And now I hear rumors, murmurs in the twisting winds, that this pretender calls himself the Hero of Rivervale! The bile in my throat asphyxiates me, the gall of this halfling enrages me!

There can be only one!!

Once more, I challenge you, Foggon Gamadiel! We will battle for the supremacy over Rivervale, once and for all! You have your blessed blades of Zek, let us see in whose hands they are mightier!! I slap you with my gauntlets, I spit upon your naked feet!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Can I ref this epic battle?! I'll even provide transportation to anywhere you want to do it!

[OfftuneRZ]

This sounds like LOADS of fun guys!! Lets all challenge the SAME AI that you have been encountering for the past 4 years, whoever does it the fastest is the best!!!

Are you fucking serious? Why not challenge another player? You cant predict their next move, that is a true test of skill.

[Daldaen]

Originally Posted by OfftuneRZ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This sounds like LOADS of fun guys!! Lets all challenge the SAME AI that you have been encountering for the past 4 years, whoever does it the fastest is the best!!!

Are you fucking serious? Why not challenge another player? You cant predict their next move, that is a true test of skill.

Because this game is horrible for PVP. It's not balanced... At all. There is no challenge in a bard killing a warrior. At all.

We came here for classic. If you are after PvP you should play a different game. Seeing red try to destroy classic in an effort to balance PvP in a game that just wasn't designed for it is sad.

[OfftuneRZ]

There is challenge for said warrior. There is however no challenge for nerds racing through a PoSky run.

Instead of complaining about balance why not take the challenge of eq pvp, you might like it!