27 Indisputable Reasons Dogs > Cats

[Kimmie]

Originally Posted by India [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Man, what a load of bull donkey.
Cat meows at me through the window every time I come home and then runs to meet me at the door. We just spent the entire morning spooning the eff out of each other.

And man...(/flame on, pals) I will never be able to comprehend why anyone bashes litter boxes vs. waking up at the asscrack and catering to your dog's toileting needs everyday for the rest of its miserable life. Like, fuck that shit. If I wanted something that needy, I'd just pop out a babby because at least they become remotely self-sufficient one day. I will happily sieve out some poop with my medieval spatula as opposed to putting my faith in some cheap-ass plastic bag as the only barrier between my hand and a warm piece of dogshit after I just interrupted my day to let the dog out or take it for a walk because it can't drop a deuce without me holding it's hand.

Different strokes tho

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Kimmie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And man...(/flame on, pals) I will never be able to comprehend why anyone bashes litter boxes vs. waking up at the asscrack and catering to your dog's toileting needs everyday for the rest of its miserable life. Like, fuck that shit.

Dog owners are already up early because we're not depressed cat owners who sleep all day. Seek help, imo.

Seriously though, cats are fine if you can't afford a house with a yard.

[Kimmie]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dog owners are already up early because we're not depressed cat owners who sleep all day. Seek help, imo. Seriously though, cats are fine if you can't afford a house with a yard.

Looks like I chose the right creature then [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Tho I wake up early af and hardly sleep.

Originally Posted by holsteinrx7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if you like cats u like parasites in ur body.

Parasites don't bark [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]