aaaaand.. we're all dead

[Aviann]

Nobody knows the devastating effects of mosquitoes unless they've spent six hours in a makeshift duck-blind, left up in a marshland for a year, sticking out like a tree in the middle of a desert and blocking the winds that save you from said predators, thus creating a basic headquarters and breeding grounds for them and other weird ass bugs.

Patchouli, dryer sheets, lemon grass, and 'Off' candles will be our only hope...