a something that is retarded:

[Taluvill]

you know whats "a something that is retarded"

The fact that the server is down.

[India Pale Ale]

It'd take 7 "8 day rotations (ie just shy of two months) before 2 more pieces of emu loot would be entered into the system under what Karsten just described.

Personally, for me, I'd prefer some form of Gaussian distribution with 1 standard deviation = 1 day with an average expected spawn date of 7 days! Randomness ftw!

[Hasbinbad]

Your attempt at making me recall Statistics class has FAILED and has no effect!