Jumping ship before it's too late - Page 2

Origin · #11 04-01-2014, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by captain [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

With a heavy heart I have to admit that I'm looking for a new home. Inglorious Basterds is currently deteriorating beyond belief. I have kept my mouth shut for too long...

What the public doesn't know is that IB leadership/platlord/hoku has a secret paypal account to loophole RMT banning! As the guild's #1 raid attendance cleric it's impossible for me to get any pixels without paying towards Getsome's yearly fishing trip!

Even worse is their planned tactics for Velious are ridiculous! They have been repeatedly telling us that we will be using CoTH mages to leapfrog the competition, but they want necros/shaman/mages to keep a pet up while being summoned to recall for extra mana afterwards. I mean who the fuck is retarded enough to keep a pet up when they know that they will be getting CoTH'd??? shits gonna aggro everything.

Last but not least is their secret shadow plans to zerg recruit as many players as possible. They plan to have everyone log in/out anytime any other guild engages a mob in order to try and desync the competition. I keep trying to tell them that's not a valid strategy past Kunark, but nobody will listen to me!

Mark my words, some righteous order of people who have never done anything wrong on this server will put them in their place.

Even though most of this is true, you're still a scumbag for coming out here and posting it.

#freehoku

Splorf22 · #12 04-01-2014, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by captain [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

win

A+

Emsee · #13 04-01-2014, 01:27 AM

Might wanna ask Zizibae why anyone would camp on an engage.....

Heebee · #14 04-01-2014, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by whitebandit [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

now i have aids.

I'm fairly sure this pre-dates you joining IB. It probably has more to do with having been in Dark Ascension, you'd be surprised how many members were infected by Raren!

Sodapop · #15 04-01-2014, 01:43 AM

Getsome deserves those fishing trips. He's my fucking Dad.

Lisset · #16 04-01-2014, 02:20 AM

Omfg you gullible idiots. It's an April fools joke.

Nietche · #17 04-01-2014, 02:29 AM

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Omfg you gullible idiots. It's an April fools joke.

Troll more

HydroPonics · #18 04-01-2014, 02:40 AM

A Captain never jumps ship. Shame on you.

captain · #19 04-01-2014, 10:28 AM

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Why couldn't you be able to uncover RMT in TMO? THat would help the server better than going after IB. No one cares about IB.

Shit your right, I needed to be Inside the guild that had 86+ accounts banned for RMT. Will TMO accept me though? I mean they denied that awesome player Visceral and he tried to bring up all sorts of drama that they feed off of regularly!

Alarti0001 · #20 04-01-2014, 10:40 AM

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Shit your right, I needed to be Inside the guild that had 86+ accounts banned for RMT. Will TMO accept me though? I mean they denied that awesome player Visceral and he tried to bring up all sorts of drama that they feed off of regularly!

Wait... are you an IB member talking about RMT? Do you think a little time makes people forget IB's connection to RMT? or to SEQfest?

IB has been out of RnF practice for too long. Train these fools up getsome.