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Old 03-28-2014, 05:12 AM
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news flash: Martha Argerich has a penis.
Uhm what.
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Old 03-28-2014, 06:23 AM
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Uhm what.
It's true. We met in 2002 at a benefit for children with assburgers. After a few drinks and a long conversation about Chopin, Martha and I retired to her room. Foreplay ensued, and moments later I was surprised to find a handful of Argentinian weiner. My shock turned to wide-eyed understanding as I turned my gaze towards Martha and she nodded as if to reinforce my newfound enlightenment, that she was in fact great at the piano because she had a penis.
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