The male gender has turned into walking vaginas

[Bazia]

This is the stupidest thing I have ever read, we are all now dumber for having experienced it.

[quido]

Name one female who is good at the electric guitar.

I bet all you got is Joan Jett - news flash: Joan Jett sucks. And so does pretty much every other female at the guitar.

Or for those of you with some class...

Name one female who is good at classical piano.

The classier among you, I bet all you have is Martha Argerich - news flash: Martha Argerich has a penis.

Those of you from the youtube generation, I bet all you have is Valentina Lisitsa - news flash: Valentina Lisitsa is a stunt pianist and not a real musician. Most of her videos demonstrating fast technical prowess have been spliced together from countless takes.

tldr: women are bad at music

[Faerie]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

news flash: Martha Argerich has a penis.

Uhm what.

[quido]

Originally Posted by Faerie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Uhm what.

It's true. We met in 2002 at a benefit for children with assburgers. After a few drinks and a long conversation about Chopin, Martha and I retired to her room. Foreplay ensued, and moments later I was surprised to find a handful of Argentinian weiner. My shock turned to wide-eyed understanding as I turned my gaze towards Martha and she nodded as if to reinforce my newfound enlightenment, that she was in fact great at the piano because she had a penis.

[myriverse]

Originally Posted by Fame [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

fuck america

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not all women have the sorority girl mentality. Find one who has similar interests as you, its not that hard. Sounds like you guys are trying to pick up girls outside the local highschool.

Originally Posted by Bazia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is the stupidest thing I have ever read, we are all now dumber for having experienced it.

Thank you folks for rescuing the thread.

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Name one female who is good at the electric guitar.

Mary Ford
Joan Jett
Donita Sparks
Jennifer Batten
Nancy Wilson
Bonnie Raitt
Kaki King
Orianthi
Sister Rosetta Tharp
I could go on...

I bet all you got is Joan Jett - news flash: Joan Jett sucks. And so does pretty much every other female at the guitar.

Well, you lack reasonable judgment. It's clear.

Or for those of you with some class...

Name one female who is good at classical piano.

Take that bullshit word ("classical") out of there. That's just another way to be racist and sexist. The only reason more men are known is because women were "expected" not to perform.

Martha Argerich
Elisso Virsaladze
Lilya Zilberstein
Angela Hewitt
Helene Grimaud
Maria Pires
Alicia de Larrocha
Idil Biret
Maria Masycheva
I could go on...

The classier among you, I bet all you have is Martha Argerich - news flash: Martha Argerich has a penis.

Bwahahaha... did someone tell her children?

Those of you from the youtube generation, I bet all you have is Valentina Lisitsa - news flash: Valentina Lisitsa is a stunt pianist and not a real musician. Most of her videos demonstrating fast technical prowess have been spliced together from countless takes.

Well, you got something sorta right, at least.

[thrump]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Name one female who is good at the electric guitar.

Lzzy Hale. Fantastic.

Also, you guys are assholes. Shocker. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[quido]

Originally Posted by thrump [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lzzy Hale. Fantastic.

Also, you guys are assholes. Shocker. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lzzy Hale can kind of rip it for a minute but from what I've heard it's all cookie-cutter bullshit. What I've managed to find from her is completely in-the-box and feels like she learned to play the guitar by watching mail-order VHS tapes.

I'm pretty sure I could name 50 guitar players in 100 seconds none of whom Lzzy Hale could hold a candle to. Yes, she is good, especially for a girl, but she is nothing special as a player except for the fact that she is a girl. Unless I'm somehow missing her most compelling playing, in which case you should link me.


I don't hate girls - I love em - but I hate that there's a much higher incidence of absolute insanity and retardation among them. I acknowledge that most men are insane and retarded too, but you're probably ten times as likely to find a "normal" male as you are a female. It's like females have this collective consciousness aimed at being entirely difficult and irrational just to further acclimate males to putting up with their bullshit. It's amazing the completely stupid bullshit I've seen females make males do for no reason other than to see if they could. Stupidity is a disease and I think women are doing more than men to enable its proliferation.

[Estolcles]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lzzy Hale can kind of rip it for a minute but from what I've heard it's all cookie-cutter bullshit. What I've managed to find from her is completely in-the-box and feels like she learned to play the guitar by watching mail-order VHS tapes.

I'm pretty sure I could name 50 guitar players in 100 seconds none of whom Lzzy Hale could hold a candle to. Yes, she is good, especially for a girl, but she is nothing special as a player except for the fact that she is a girl. Unless I'm somehow missing her most compelling playing, in which case you should link me.

Bonnie Raitt. Lzzy is nothing in comparison. If we're gonna name famous female guitarists that can actually play damn good, we might as well start at the top.

[Champion_Standing]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Name one female who is good at the electric guitar.

I bet all you got is Joan Jett - news flash: Joan Jett sucks. And so does pretty much every other female at the guitar.

Or for those of you with some class...

Name one female who is good at classical piano.

The classier among you, I bet all you have is Martha Argerich - news flash: Martha Argerich has a penis.

Those of you from the youtube generation, I bet all you have is Valentina Lisitsa - news flash: Valentina Lisitsa is a stunt pianist and not a real musician. Most of her videos demonstrating fast technical prowess have been spliced together from countless takes.

tldr: women are bad at music

A quick youtube search would likely yield hundreds, if not thousands of 12 year old girls that possess far more talent than you do.