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[Sweetbaby Jesus]

Red99 isn't going anywhere, XP is getting buffed again very soon, and despite Velious being in beta it's still at least 3 years away. So everyone calm down, roll over to my WTS thread, and buy my stuff. Everything is priced to move! Looking for blue plat mostly, hit me up!

Disclaimer: This information was not approved by anyone of any importance.

[BigHurb]

5 people have patience.

[Squire]

Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If Sirken gives me the a-ok I'll spill the beans otherwise I don't feel right divulging it

Sirken, give heartbrand snowden the greenlight

[fiegi 8.0]

rogaine drove this ship str8 into an iceberg

[Humerox]

where is the "stfu and play the game" option

[Potus]

Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sirken, tell us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one has said they DON'T want to hear it.

If you go down for telling the story, I will be sure to get my forum account banned in your defense.

Do you wanna be a BLUE GM your whole life in the shadow of Rogean's BIG HEAD!?

TELL US ALREADY! STRAIGHT!

What happened was Rogean called the staff together at his house, and they were about to begin when the doorbell rang. Sirken got up to get the pizza, for they had ordered lunch, such was the volume and enormity of their plans to save Red99. He opened the door and it was no pizza man at all, instead it was a chinaman with an uzi! He kicked Sirken aside and yelled, "Hah! You think you fool Boss Fong by using P99 donations to launder the Yakuza's money, but Boss Fong is no fool, prepare to die!" You see, Rogean once washed money for the Triads, but switched to the Poison Fist of the Orient when they offered him a better return.

The men at the table winced, expecting to be sprayed with bullets, but Sirken rose from behind, pulled a table leg out, and bludgeoned the triad hitman to death. It was at this precise moment that the Papa John's delivery man did arrive at the door. Well he can't be bought off, so Sirken murdered him too.

They then dragged both men into the bathroom and cut their bodies up. At this time Deru had to google directions to a New Jersey forest to dispose of the bodies. Rogean dipped his cheseeburger pizza into the garlic sauce and said, "welp, better nerf exp in the mean time, then we can implement an exp bonus that will lead to a newbie utopia. Crushbone will be a land of plentiful pvp!" They buried the bodies thirty miles southwest of Trenton.

[BigHurb]

i dont think i can ever play EQ again now that i started building shit... power tools > EQ ... im sorry you guys are fuckin turds if ur able bodied and playing this shit!!!

[Derubael]

HB: that reason you were given has actually been stated on Sirken's Supercast (that no one watches. so now you can all go watch the episodes and find out the super sekret reason!!) and was just an indirect side effect of the removal of XP.

The actual reason it was removed is the same one we've been stating for weeks.

There is no grand story, there is no amazing race - we asked Rogean to turn it off, and he did.

All beans have been spilled. They all tasted terrible and weren't worth making into bean dip.

[quido]

bean dip sucks anyways

[Squire]

Fair enough.

So are we still going to hear the framework of the plans and or updates this week as you stated this past weekend?

*PROTIP* put it in a stickied thread you or Sirken author.