Lite and Azrael "JT" me a river

[Recycled Children]

Originally Posted by Hateraid [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm just open minded, handsome, rich, great shape, have a HUGE loving family, 3x Iraqi vet, Katrina survivor and humanitarian, volunteer for the people with special needs etc. I I slay pussy, you slay mobs. You mad?

Bro, I'm way more open minded than you are, I made my first million at 13, my family is GARGANTUAN and love the fucking shit out of me, I can bench press a Buick, I was a part of Seal Team 6 (I took the shot that killed Osama), I survived Nagasaki and Hiroshima, I recently discovered the cure for cancer, have the means to end world hunger which I just enacted and girls know me as Conan because I CONQUER puss.

Sound ridiculous? So did your post.