1v1 GM Sanctioned Honor Duel

failed2k · #1 01-28-2014, 10:44 AM

Also, I love that song you chose on a side note.

hagard · #2 01-28-2014, 11:03 AM

colgate had like 2khps in total
weta lifetaped 0 times
video had my sides hurting from laughter!
HEH
HEH
HEH
HEH
HEH

failed2k · #3 01-28-2014, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hagard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

colgate had like 2khps in total
weta lifetaped 0 times
video had my sides hurting from laughter!
HEH
HEH
HEH
HEH
HEH

I like that you think I even had mana, thats a bold assumption, I had just got done fighting deluxxee and using lifetap on newbie mobs to heal before colgate showed up.

Context dawg, it matters.

hagard · #4 01-28-2014, 11:18 AM

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I like that you think I even had mana, thats a bold assumption, I had just got done fighting deluxxee and using lifetap on newbie mobs to heal before colgate showed up.

Context dawg, it matters.

failed2k is the perfect forum name for you dog

failed2k · #5 01-28-2014, 11:33 AM

For your viewing pleasure

[Tue Jan 28 00:21:49 2014] Auto attack is on.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:49 2014] Colgate kicks YOU for 58 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:49 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:49 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:49 2014] Colgate crushes YOU for 94 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:49 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:49 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:51 2014] Your spell is interrupted.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:51 2014] You prey's soul screams in your mind.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:51 2014] Colgate staggers.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:51 2014] You try to slash Colgate, but Colgate dodges!
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:51 2014] You slash Colgate for 104 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:51 2014] You bash Colgate for 10 points of damage.

Even number of autoattacks

[Tue Jan 28 00:21:52 2014] Auto attack is off.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:55 2014] Auto attack is on.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:55 2014] You try to slash Colgate, but miss!
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:56 2014] Colgate kicks YOU for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:56 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:56 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:56 2014] Colgate crushes YOU for 93 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:56 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:56 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:56 2014] Colgate crushes YOU for 47 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:56 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:56 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:21:56 2014] Auto attack is off.

Still Even

[Tue Jan 28 00:21:57 2014] Colgate has taken 33 damage from your Soul Consumption.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:03 2014] Colgate has taken 33 damage from your Soul Consumption.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:03 2014] Auto attack is on.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:03 2014] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:04 2014] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:04 2014] Auto attack is off.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:07 2014] Colgate crushes YOU for 154 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:07 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:07 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:07 2014] Colgate tries to crush YOU, but misses!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:07 2014] Auto attack is on.

Colgate is +1 auto attack here

[Tue Jan 28 00:22:07 2014] Colgate kicks YOU for 41 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:07 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:07 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:07 2014] You try to slash Colgate, but miss!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:07 2014] You slash Colgate for 29 points of damage.

Even again

[Tue Jan 28 00:22:09 2014] Auto attack is off.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:09 2014] Colgate has taken 33 damage from your Soul Consumption.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:09 2014] Colgate tries to crush YOU, but misses!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:09 2014] Colgate crushes YOU for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:09 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.

Colgate goes up +1

[Tue Jan 28 00:22:09 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:15 2014] Colgate has taken 33 damage from your Soul Consumption.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:19 2014] The scream fades away.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:20 2014] Auto attack is on.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:20 2014] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:20 2014] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:20 2014] Colgate kicks YOU for 77 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:20 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:20 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:20 2014] Colgate tries to crush YOU, but misses!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:20 2014] Colgate tries to crush YOU, but misses!

Colgate goes up +2

[Tue Jan 28 00:22:21 2014] Colgate has taken 33 damage from your Soul Consumption.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:21 2014] Your Soul Consumption spell has worn off.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:22 2014] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:22 2014] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:22 2014] Auto attack is off.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:27 2014] Auto attack is on.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:28 2014] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:28 2014] Colgate tries to kick YOU, but misses!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:28 2014] You try to bash Colgate, but miss!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:28 2014] Auto attack is off.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:35 2014] Colgate kicks YOU for 76 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:35 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:35 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:35 2014] You are stunned!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:35 2014] You begin to spin from one hundred blows.. You have
taken 80 points of damage.

I get procc'ed and raped right here

[Tue Jan 28 00:22:35 2014] Colgate tries to crush YOU, but misses!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:35 2014] Colgate crushes YOU for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:35 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:35 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:35 2014] Auto attack is on.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:36 2014] You can't attack while stunned!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:36 2014] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:36 2014] You are unstunned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:37 2014] You feel dazed.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:37 2014] Colgate crushes YOU for 154 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:37 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:37 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:37 2014] Colgate crushes YOU for 75 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:37 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:37 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:37 2014] Auto attack is off.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:37 2014] Colgate's muscles bulge with the force of will.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:38 2014] You haven't recovered yet...
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:38 2014] You begin casting Shadow Step.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:38 2014] You haven't recovered yet...
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:38 2014] You haven't recovered yet...
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:38 2014] You haven't recovered yet...
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:39 2014] Colgate crushes YOU for 257 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:39 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:39 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:39 2014] Colgate crushes YOU for 133 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:39 2014] Colgate was hit by non-melee for 9 points of damage.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:39 2014] Colgate was burned.
[Tue Jan 28 00:22:39 2014] You regain your concentration and continue your casting.
[Tue Jan 28 00:23:04 2014] You shout, 'i pee'd a little'

At that point I really had to go, I had about 25m, and only jboots because I stupidly forgot to click a sow potion, so I just decided to run around a little bit and then camp if I had room after a shadowstep or plug if I needed to.

Colgate got 2 more auto attacks then i did during that section, in a short time thats a pretty good lead I was losing that fight.

I like you all very much, but context dawgs or ya'll dont get just doing shit to have fun. You guys are wayy too serious businesss here.

Smedy · #6 01-28-2014, 11:59 AM

lol not sure whats going on but when the fuck did sks with 200+ str and epic hit for 29?

this shit is ridic, why am i leveling a sk, gah

why is 2hand damage so broken?

hagard · #7 01-28-2014, 11:59 AM

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why is 2hand damage so broken?

THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION

failed2k · #8 01-28-2014, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Smedy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol not sure whats going on but when the fuck did sks with 200+ str and epic hit for 29?

this shit is ridic, why am i leveling a sk, gah

why is 2hand damage so broken?

I ask myself this shit all the time, I double A druid the other day for 27/29 with full 255 str and got super tunemad

hagard · #9 01-28-2014, 12:23 PM

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I ask myself this shit all the time, I double A druid the other day for 27/29 with full 255 str and got super tunemad

#tunemad

Vile · #10 01-29-2014, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Smedy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol not sure whats going on but when the fuck did sks with 200+ str and epic hit for 29?

this shit is ridic, why am i leveling a sk, gah

why is 2hand damage so broken?

exactly why i quit vile [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]