I dont buy the smarmy Altruistic sentiment Gm's give for "Volunteering" their time

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Tanthallas [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He would be impressed if he saw me naked.

Why? Can you stretch it further than Goatsse?

Just kidding. I'm sure I'd be impressed.

I mean, have you ever seen an artist paint an entire masterpiece on a grain of rice? That shit is impressive. You're like, "how'd they do that? How'd they get that art on that singular grain of rice?"

It would kinda be the opposite of that. I'd be impressed. I'd be all, "wow! How'd they get that sad little baby-penis on that immensely fat neckbeard?!"