Best one sentence summation of how I feel, ever.

[pharmakos]

Jesus called out with a loud voice, "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." When he said this, he breathed his last. (Luke 23:46)

When he received the drink, Jesus said, "It is finished." With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. (John 19:30)

[DrKvothe]

And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Illuzionz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Common sense.

You mean logical fallacy.

[DrKvothe]

It probably wasn't the best idea to create plants on the 3rd day and wait until the 4th day to make the sun. But he created light on the first day, so problem solved?

[pharmakos]

^lol

i never realized that

[DrKvothe]

Creation theory in Genesis 1:
...And God said, “Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.” And God created great whales and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind; and God saw that it was good.And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply on the earth.”And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.And God said, “Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind: cattle and creeping thing and beast of the earth after his kind”; and it was so.And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind; and God saw that it was good.And God said, “Let Us make man in Our image, after Our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.So God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him; male and female created He them.
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And God saw every thing that He had made, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
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Creation theory in Genesis 2:
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had made; and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had made.And God blessed the seventh day and sanctified it, because in it He had rested from all His work which God created and made. These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the Lord God made the earth and the heavens, and before every plant of the field was in the earth, and before every herb of the field grew; for the Lord God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground...
And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul...
And the Lord God said, “It is not good that the [B]man should be alone[/B}; I will make him a helper meet for him.”And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air, and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them; and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof...
And the rib which the Lord God had taken from man, made He a woman and brought her unto the man.

God apparently forgot that he'd already created man and woman together on the 6th day, because he created man again after the seventh day then decided he was lonely so he made birds and animals which he'd already made on the 5th and 6th day. Then he decided man was lonely, because he forgot about the women he created on the 6th day, so he made a woman from a piece of the man, because apparently his god juice was running thin.

[Daldolma]

itt people that don't understand they're being trolled in a subforum of a 14-year old elf simulator attempt to understand the origins of the universe

[Sidelle]

How can so many people believe that the bible is the actual word of god when it was translated and written by men. Flawed, human, woman-hating, agenda-having, truth-hiding MEN! They wrote it, not god.

Pls explain that for me, someone.

[Lron]

Sidelle, you wanna go steady?

[Sidelle]

I have a man, but thx. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]