A brief history of RMT

[Lyra]

So, people do cheat at games.

We played spades regularly with neighbors. My partner and I were quite good, and to make things fair we split our team up and partnered with neighbors. My partner and his new partner were cheating, making hand signals. I caught on and kicked him in the balls from under the table.

I believe your history lesson is encouraging complacency.

I'm going to kick him in the balls every time.

And just because it's my grammar pet peeve: http://www.towson.edu/ows/too.htm