Need some good Jesus jokes....

[this user was banned]

What's the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is 13.

[Bordar]

Sweet - they are baptist so priest jokes are not effective... found a couple more that might work...

1- Whats white, sticky and moves across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord

2- How does Jesus masturbate?

Like this...(place your hand flat on your groin, palm side down and mimic jerking off using the hole in your hand)