How long until you fart

[Grahm]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you're really holding in farts, this society fucked you up and you have a lot of self-healing to do.

Holding in a silent one maybe, but if you take a girl to applebees for the 1st-3rd date, you can't just lean over and shart yourself and go "haha gold ol human nature"

I've been on both sides of the spectrum where I didnt fart or shit in front of a girl for 8+ months, and have had a girlfriend that would literally intentionally queef while I was eating her out.