wtf

[Alawen Everywhere]

Originally Posted by xorbier [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"I don't know who you are and probably couldn't care less."
Translation: I care

"Feel my pain, motherfuckers"
Tranlation: Butthurt cause IB isn't king of 1999 anymore

"hot women wearing almost nothing";"I couldn't stop staring at the ass of this tall Asian chick";"women. My god I love women so"
Translation: I'm not gay, no really I'm not.

<3 Sorry couldn't resist.

I actually saw a super hot guy at pride. He's a friend of my friend David's (David's a drag queen). Guys don't usually do much for me, but if he came on to me I'd almost certainly make an exception. He's one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen in my life. I'd also make an exception for David Bowie. Also Angel from Rent. Tonight I'm having dinner with my friend Kris, who's so androgynous it really doesn't even matter what sex she is unless you're trying to figure out how to bump uglies. I have one good friend who's a post-op T-girl.

In short, sexual orientation isn't one of my big hangups. Sure seems to bother a lot of the gamer crowd, though. That's too bad; if you guys would hook up with each other, you might get laid once in a while and not be so damned bitter all the time.

Did I mention that I love summer? Also apples. And blueberries. And sparkling water. Hell, sparkling anything.

Also, I'm even more sunburned now. I have two tubes of really good sunblock. Untouched. -1