Originally Posted by galvaunis
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So hammertime and I are grouping, I'm on my troll warrior bradmcquaid and we're all like lol fags im owning your face with grinders and shit
im all whispering these guys as we kill them and take theres monies, sweet mun muns. I was taking alot though, hammertime was helping me, and teaching me throguh the mumbler, so I said, hey mang u take the next ones money lol
hes like, shut the fuck up faggot, which means yes inn hammertalk
so we find thsi assling all like crouching and trying to run its like wtf dude why you slow, just hid or some shit, anyways we beatin the shits outa him, and hes buggde or something he cant hide, though that dont matter hammerturd can seee the assvissies anyways,
but im like bro why you going so slow huh lol lol ass face derp derp, and hes like dont, i pay you, dont kill bro
hammertime initiate hammer time and kills his face, theres blood and stuff and hamemrtimes screamin about eating his trhorat and stuff on mublmle lol its pretty awesome, but then he loots, and hes like, woah
he was doign a transfer to guk or some shits (innythouls my home) so he had like 199k! bro! so im like yo hammertime i need some of that shit i got to upgrade this tarnished 2handed sword that ogre bros gave me
and hes like fucking motherfuck fagfuck motherfucking fag suck dickfag god damn white boy fucking fuck, and im like yeah i know, but you got lots oh mun mun, so hes loik fucking fuckdamn dick drink fuckfaggoty dick drink fucking cock fuck,
and im like, dude, i use your words like a big man, little bitch, and he starts to go crazy with some stuff about paula abdul that i cant repeat, im not sure what it all meant.
so i email furor to log on and help me, and hes like sure brad mcquaid i found a better way to clean up the santorum, and im like what, shut up lol wtf, so he logs on his golden god fansyfuror, the bard warrior hybrid to slice the McShit out of hammerslime it was truly a sight to see,
happytime is all all yellin on mumblers and shit while i laugh, yiblaans screaming and crying man it was the rulest, dieling like a little bitch so furor and i could take all his sweet mun mun loot, THE DOOBLE CROST YUH!
it was a great day, i finally upgradede to a ogre meat cleaver, and
then
I ported up to the house around 7 or 8 (game time)
And I yelled to the assling 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom with reception and pomp
To sit on my throne as the Prince of the swamp
-bradmcquaid troll warrior 5th seaseon, tank spec, ogre meat cleaver, ogre apron thing
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