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Old 12-09-2012, 12:31 PM
dredge dredge is offline
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OMG FUCK!
You guys are so right!
I have decided I'm going to call off the wedding and move back home to my Mothers house. No woman is as understanding as her. I can set up my raid rig in my old room and call down for pizza rolls, chips and faygo pop.
If I get horny I'll just jam my hand down random ladies pants and say "look here you subhuman slut, I'm a lv50 Pally, so lets fuck!"

Why didn't I think of this?
Who needs a best friend/lover/life partner when you have Mommy to make it all better?
 


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