Michael Phelps, you smoked pot and lost the Olympics. What now?

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Hasbinlulz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would probably be gay for Michael Phelps.

Let's face it: you do not have the stamina for the kind of ass-fucking he'd dish out. Those swimmer dudes are beasts--ripped beasts chock full of abdominal musculature and seething intensity, roiling the water with their rhythmic undulations.

No, your body is not ready. You should probably start out with like a Chaz Bono, work your way up to a Richard Simmons and maybe, just maybe top out on a Tom Cruise. Anyway, do some fucking sit-ups, fatty.