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Old 08-08-2012, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Hasbinlulz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I would probably be gay for Michael Phelps.
Let's face it: you do not have the stamina for the kind of ass-fucking he'd dish out. Those swimmer dudes are beasts--ripped beasts chock full of abdominal musculature and seething intensity, roiling the water with their rhythmic undulations.

No, your body is not ready. You should probably start out with like a Chaz Bono, work your way up to a Richard Simmons and maybe, just maybe top out on a Tom Cruise. Anyway, do some fucking sit-ups, fatty.
 


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