What would it take for you to switch to Red99?

[evilnancyreagan]

as mentioned before; since you can be logged into blue and red simultaneously there really isn't much reason to not putz around on red from time to time other than the fear of having some assclown squash your epeen. with all the inherent down time eq bestows upon us, a jovial foray into the entertaining masochism that is red should be an obvious distraction. I guess some people will never say "spit in my mouth!".