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[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Jete [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why wasn't my pic chosen?

Because:
1.) You are not nearly as sexy as Alawen.
2.) Your pics do not have your head tilted to one side, while looking at the camera.
3.) Your mouth is not slightly open in a very suggestive way.
4.) Your eyes are not blue, like the sky reflected off a pool of rainwater in mid-spring.
5.) You prounounce your name zhe-tay.
6.) Boobs.