Happy Valentines Day

[jilena]

Valentines day is a silly made up holiday to sell jewelry and candy and flowers. Real men celebrate it so their women shut the fuck up. The March 14th shit is more white trash than the metal dude someone was comparing to Whitney Houston in the Whitney Houston thread. If your woman thinks it's funny and/or cute to celebrate "Steak And Blowjob Day" she is probably a whore and fucking your friends. If you have a good woman she already cooked you dinner and blew you on Valentine's day. I only have an "okay" woman. She just cooked me dinner. Of course I didn't buy her shit for Valentine's day either. She has Ambien to shut her the fuck up already.

You can thank me for the advice about your woman being a whore and/or white trash later when she leaves you for your brother or refuses to abort the child your best friend impregnated her with and expects you to support both her and it.

You're welcome.