Only Sovereign Nation on Earth Mocks Zionist Puppet With Miniature Pink Drone

[Jon Lemon]

U.S. drone that crashed in Iran goes miniature

Gleeful Iranians celebrate a propaganda victory against the clownish forces of the transnational Zionist empire by selling commemorative miniature of the drone that crashed while violating Iran's airspace. Iran continues to resist "international" efforts, initiated by Zionist financiers, at destabilization and laughs in the empire's face, cheered by the knowledge that the conspiracy has yet to eradicate nationalism entirely from Earth and their soil is one of the final strongholds of national sovereignty.

There may be some fanatical ignorance over there but as a freedom-loving American "citizen" I can't help but envy Iran for having one of the most representative governments in the world. Iran is perhaps the only nation on Earth whose flag is more than toilet paper for members of the global financial hegemony. Virtually all the problems with militarism and ignorance in Iran can be explained directly by poverty and external threat -- both of which are inflicted upon them by the rest of the world -- yet Iranians maintain their dignity, cultural and racial purity, and national sovereignty while the rest of the world's nations debase themselves.

I sympathize with Iran.