Can we get a timeline of the server's history, from start to downfall

[Alex]

Reading through another thread on this forum, it was pretty much unanimously confirmed the server has gone down in flames, and was doomed to do so from the start (as prophesized by such popular forum celebrities as Harrison).

I'd love to see a timeline of major bannings, shit-throwing, cock-twirling/bragging etc, from the server's auspicious beginnings to it's inevitable downfall. I'm sure many others would love to see one as well, so someone step up and immortalize Red99's legacy in the annals of history.

*Disclaimer - this isn't an attack on PvPers at all, i freaking love you guys. You're a cancerous, volatile blight on the community, you don't take shit from anyone, you bicker and squabble incessantly with each other and everyone around you, you drove this box (as you have all others apparently) into the ground in the process, and i fucking love every one of you for it. You guys seriously make for the best entertainment to be found on a forum. Without you, project 1999 Blue/Red would be boring as shit. Never let anyone tell you different*