Grats Bort on Guide of the Year!

[Loke]

I still think they should have made me a guide. Sure I may have lied, cheated, stole and basically acted in my self interest (and the interest of my friends and those I associated with) almost exclusively while at the same time feigning interest in promoting friendly competition and fair play. However, I at least pretended to give a shit. I mean, Bort bro... whoever that is might be a douchey cry-baby (I don't know since I don't know who it was), but you only need to humor their bitching for a couple a minutes and let them write you a novel in tells, then pretend like you care and are going to do something when in fact you have absolutely no intention of doing so. Sure, they'll probably still be cranky, just not at you.