The real reason the population is declining is...

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Originally Posted by SearyxTZ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What a great observation!

Thanks for setting me up - I'll take it from here. No, really. Thanks buddy. Yep, I'll just take that microphone. Just head on to the back now. That way - yep.

Everyone, let's get a big round of applause for Lazortag! He sure writes eloquently, doesn't he?


Now that we've got to the meat and potatoes of the problem, I'd like to take it one step farther. See, the reason blue players don't complain about exp and red players do is explained fully in a recent study I conducted. Turns out, there are some very distinct differences between the average "bluebie" and a veteran red server player.

On average, most red server players:

• Have actual jobs
• Don't live with their parents
• Have had sex at least once
• Don't want to PvE for 300 hours just to get a meal ticket to PvP
• Preferred global chat channels over lonely "immersion"
• Are 99.7% better at PvP