Getting PUMPED for PVP: Is your body REALLY ready?

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I've been hearing a lot of talk about bodies being ready, but to be honest, I am convinced it's a LIE. You may be hard online, but being a real pvp pro is about more than pwning bluebies while covered in cheeto crumbs.

You can 1v1 anyone on the server, but can you do a pushup?
Your KDR is perfect, but how about your BMI?

Bros. I propose a challenge: I feel that if you're going to Min-Max in game, you should Min-Max IRL. With P90x2 launching this christmas, now is the time to max out your IRL HP, AC, STR, AGI, STA, DEX, and of course, CHA.

INTRODUCING THE P99:P90X CHALLENGE

Do you have what it takes to be a boss?

Step 1.) Acquire illegal torrent of P90x Or P90x2 (when it launches)
Step 2.) Print out calendar and place above your PVP battle station
Step 3.) Acquire necessary gear
Step 4.) Instead of waking up and pushing pizza boxes aside to clear room for pvp, force yourself to do your p90x video for the day before you log in for a long, welfare-funded PVP session
Step 5.) Replace Double Downs and Cheetos with IRL Stat Food, such as WHEY PROTIEN SHAKES.
Step 6.) PVP with testosterone pumping and muscles rippling.

Take yourself to the next level, by replacing your video names

Chest & Back, for instance, can be: BP And Cloak Slot
Plyometrics: PWNometrics
Shoulders & Arms: Mantle and Vambraces Slots
Yoga X: BROga X
Legs & Back: Greaves and Cloak Slots
Kenpo X: Melee Skills X
X Stretch: Extended Range X
Core Synergistics: Stat Balancing
Chest, Shoulders & Triceps: BP, Mantle, and Vambraces
Back & Biceps: Cloak and Vambraces
Cardio X: Spirit of Wolf + Spirit of Bear
Ab Ripper X: Planar BP

Who's ready to be the TRUE PVP Champion?

Note: P90x is only chosen for the name's similarity to P99, not because it's confirmed top fitness program to the community.