***CONFIRMED*** Occupy Wall Street actually just ardent Black Friday Shoppers

[vaylorie]

In a veritable orgy of misunderstanding and miscommunication it turns out that Occupy Wall Street is really just a group of overzealous Black Friday shoppers hankering for the best possible deal for the classic post-Thanksgiving shopping day. They have been seen constructing numerous shanty-towns across the country generally lined up in front of famous retailers in the hopes that they will be the first in line to purchase a new iPad or MacBook Pro.

When asked about the 99% concept, occupiers noted that it is a summation of their ultimate goal of finding 99% discounts on all of their favorite holiday goodies. Occupy Wall Street representitives have officially apologized for the misunderstanding and ‘branding’ problems and were surprised that their cause was ever so drastically misinterpreted.

In a recent interview, p99 forum commoner Hasbinbad said “Sometimes you just have to buck the system and start camping out one..or even two months in advance to get the best deals… “

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