RIP Steve Jobs

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Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In either case, we can be assured that not a single fuck will be given the day you keel over.

Nobody will give a fuck the same way nobody gives fuck about the 2 million Dinka, Zaghawa, Nuer and Fur who were machine-gunned down by Mi-24s in Sudan. There ain't any money in a dead Dinka. And money is the only thing that decides how much TV time a corpse gets. And Steve Jobs had a lot of it.

So, allow me to assure you that in the future, as you lay there with tubes coming out of your fat carcass, and lean over to watch the cardio beeper zig when it's supposed to zag, scared out of your mind and ashamed to look down at that fat gut hyper-ventilating its last chickenshit breaths, nobody will give a single fuck when you keel over either.