Dating thread

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The first girl I’m dating, the one that’s actually interesting and fun, is having her stuff shipped to my house from CA before she gets into her apartment

I told her I had some mattress show up today, and she thanked me for helping. I told her no problem, Ernie has been clawing the shit out of my new couch, it will be nice for him to have a new mattress to scratch for a while. She got the joke, unlike the other hotter Asian who has my jokes whoosh over her gorgeous head half the time

I told her I just said “No Ernie, let me take it out of the box first, hold your horses”

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