people who claim to be from somewhere but are really from a distant suburb

[Slathar]

if you dont live within the fucking city limits and live in a suburb 40 miles away, you arent from the city

also, if you claim to be irish (or some other stupid fucking claim to some foreign lineageto sound cool or justify your alcoholism or other psychotic behavior) but have never been to ireland, met an actual irish person, or hold an irish passport you aren't fucking irish...you're a fat american who sucks cocks at truck stops for pabst money

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