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Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

learning karate to win a street fight

I still remember one of the bullies at my school came up to me and said something like “oh I hear you have a black belt, so you think you can win in a street fight?”

And I said “Nope. I do pretty good in tournaments, but they have rules”

The kid’s brow furrowed as he thought about it, and then dropped the subject. He was hoping to provoke a confrontation I think

I’ve talked my way out of a few fights, never been in a street fight yet, can always talk my way out