You know you're a nothingburger when...

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You know you're a nothingburger when...

You hype up Quarm server.

You go to Burger King to buy vegan food.

Charlie Chan is offensive to you.

You watch Love Island.

You permanently camp a mob so nobody else can camp it.

You admire Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle.

You make a speech telling people how precious this "life" is.

When you call the police because there's an RV parked on the road near your house.

When you say "I care about not caring" and then you expect people to care about you and your bullshit causes.