p99 destroys families

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I had this nice business, my oldest son was eager to learn the ins and outs and was running the place for me, essentially. Lots of my employees were long time, and since we were the only corpse disposal crew in Akron, it was basically, do we want the business. Then Everquest came out. At first it was a diversion. Who cares if a few corpses just get parked near the mall?

Look at Akron today. It's overflowing with dead bodies all because of "Oh I got to retrieve my corpse first!" me, Mr. Loser.

The meta aspect of this really fucks with me, too.