I want to fastrack being an idiot in RL. Tips?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Strifer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Okay, fast track...

Selling drugs to private elementary school students is a good route.

I'd also say steal from rich people using fake brokerages but thats gonna require wayyyyyy more startup capital

Brilliant first choice. I'm ruling out "get addicted to meth" etc. b/c that is too easy.



But hold on one second!



Are we talking, say 10th graders? Why, surely there is no harm in selling them pills, right? I did it when I was their age. Everyone could use some "chill" these days anyway. My dad was a pharmacist and he has 3 pallets of Spanish Qualuudes in the garage. Still wrapped in the plastic, all dusty.


Maybe the kids could use some Qualuudes?? There's been so many shootings...


I need to hear more about that second angle. Where's the hammer part, where you get crushed by merciless fate?