I want to fastrack being an idiot in RL. Tips?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Let's say you are a young mother, trying to do right. You and your husband work pretty stressful jobs, and, well, a friend suggested microdosing. You heard that 10 micrograms is still kinda heavy, so you and your husband decide to try 5 micrograms, which made for a perfect barely-noticeable buzz.


You feel so good that you think it certainly is no harm to microdose the twins' upcoming 2nd birthday party. They say it's the first one you remember. What can 1 microgram do?



You accidentally use the syringe that measures out mg's, not micrograms, and so the juiceboxes are liquid versions of Jerry Garcia's nostril hairs.