April Fools 2024

[PlsNoBan]

Here's an idea:

Post a fake announcement that DBG found proof of breach of contract and sent a C&D and P99 is being shut down permanently then turn the servers off for like a week. It'll be AMAZING entertainment on the forums for a few days. At least for those of us with some semblance of mental stability that don't rely on this emulated 1999 mmorpg server to sustain our existence. Then maybe 4/5/2024 make a "jk lol but we did wipe everything. 10+ years is too long to let a server run with no wipes. Enjoy clean slate blue for the duration of original timeline. At the end of timeline we'll launch green 2.0 and from then on will do the "recycle" server plan and just keep dumping green into blue at end of timeline and restarting. Maybe in another 10 years we'll wipe blue again. There will never be another period of greater than 2 years without a fresh P99 server as long as this project lives. Also scrap all the dumb green changes that nobody likes and just make it a copy of blue. Maybe keep /list but figure out some way to fix it to not be such a dumpster fire.

Best april fools ever. You're welcome.