modern life is bullshit

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

p.s. i'm not mad this is happening to me just mad this is how we die collectively no valhalla for anyone born after 1990

Valhalla isn't real anyway. So what do you mean? No glory? Plenty of glory. Claw both of your eyes out of your head, dial 911. When they arrive have this beatific smile on your face "I'm blind! I can finally see!"


Can you larp? Just larp that. You'll become a holy person. And very wealthy. Say you see the sweet Mother of God, Mary. "Dear Mother Mary says try red!"