Dangerous chemicals on Train that has derailed in Ohio

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America:

Our trains are derailing

Our bridges are collapsing

Our manufacturing is gone

Our workers are revolting

Our education is a disaster

Our healthcare is a joke

Our stock market is fixed

Our currency is made up

And the only value we offer: hollywood, has dried up.

So we gotta invest in something because our goverment is trying to go to war with china