Can Gugg handle the truth?

[Encroaching Death]

The 9/11 Vowe Conspiwacy awgues that the twin towews wewe not hit by pwanes extewnawwy. Instead, pwanes wewe buiwt inside the towews, and continuawwy infwated which eventuawwy caused a cowwapse.

The anonymous theowist, weviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numewous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a wesponse to the incweasing weight of the intewnaw aiwcwaft.

He highwights aweas in the footage that powtway peopwe and objects being viowentwy thwown out of the windows with fowce, as weww as smaww biwwows of steam and fiwe, happening at the wowew fwoow wevews of one of the towews.

"Wook at this shit. You'we tewwing me thewe's just wandom ass expwosions going on? Down hewe? We ain't even wemotewy cwose to whewe the pwane cowwided. Buww fucking howse shit.'

The theowist expwains that the pwanes wewe buiwt by "cwazed U.S. govewnment scientists who watched too much Doctow Who, it was wike that of a weaw wife TAWDIS expewiment".

"They buiwt these massive towews, fow what? Business? Heww nah, have you seen the economy pwe-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money now enewgy fow no goddamn towew of that size, and definitewy not two."

We asked why the expewiment wouwd take pwace in the middwe of a city as cwowded as NYC. The theowist wesponded:

"It's hidden in pwain sight. NYC's got aww the wesouwces in the wowwd, wight at youw disposaw. Nah, sewiouswy man, wook at these stweets, thewe's a fuckin' gawbage piwe up just down the woad. You know what kind of technowogy you can find in these piwes? Thewe's some fuckin' money to be made. Pwus you get to make a nationwide scawe if youw expewiment fucks up, and pubwicity means mowe money. They had aww to gain and nothing to wose."

The theowist expwains that any and aww footage taken inside the Twin Towews pwe-9/11 was simpwy simuwated, pwops, ow iwwusion. Footage of NYC wecowded in a position wespective to which the twin towews ovewwooked, was cweated via a cwevew sewies of miwwows owiginawwy souwcing fwom the "432 Pawk Avenue" buiwding.

The theowist cwaims that any and aww footage of the pwanes awe "so fake, it's waughabwe", he states: "Nobody saw any pwanes... not in weaw wife. Outside of what the TV stations wouwd teww you, not a singwe souw saw an actuaw, physicaw pwane hit the buiwdings. Heww, you couwd ask evewyone in New Yowk today, you won't find a singwe pewson who saw a pwane."