Jean-Luc Picard Is A Liberal

[Gugg]

He's,

- Mortal.
- Old.
- Bald.
- Wrinkly.
- Nosey parker (curtain twitcher).
- Meddler.
- Pompous know-it-all.
- Privileged (benefits from past human suffering).
- Enjoys telling everybody what to do.
- Uninvited.
- Divorced/seperated.
- A son he hardly ever sees (too busy being nosey)
- Owner of a vineyard (Château Picard).
- Henpecked (his superior officer is a woman who he calls "Sir")
- Militarized (war creates peace mentality)
- Sees himself as the official voice of the people of earth and therefore the entire universe (sees himself as God, in a universe which has no God)

In a space ship built by somebody else, bumbling his way through space, arriving unnanounced on people's door steps to "educate" them with his flute playing skills and to copy their ideas from them.

How many space ships did he lose?

Most importantly, though, Jean-Luc Picard is...

 

Fictional...which is a good news don't you agree?