Derailment thread

[Octavian]

Each successive post must completely derail from the previous post, preferably by twisting the wording of its author/creating a straw man argument against it.

I'll start:

The USA is designed to move only laterally, never forward. This is why its two party system exists. Each party spends their time in office dismantling whatever was built/worked on by the other party. In reality, they're all besties and hate the citizens.