[Newbie Guide] Defeating P99 in 14 steps

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Seller: "800pp"
Buyer: "Wrong. Wiki says 25pp"
Seller: "I think it's worth 800pp"
Buyer: "The Wiki doesn't"
Seller: "The wiki didn't camp it for 8 hours like it I did and die 3 times getting it"
Buyer: "But...but....the Wiki said it's 25pp not 800pp"
Seller: "The wiki isn't classic either and it's a 3rd party web site with skewed data...let's you and I make a deal that's fair for both of us...I camped this for 8 hours and died 3 times getting it...it's worth 800pp to me what's it worth to you?" I'll consider trades...
Buyer: "But...but...but...the wiki has spoken...you can't disobeye the wiki...you will be punished for disobeying the wiki"
Seller: "The wiki can suck my balls and so can you. Thank u, next"

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Seller: "It's 200000pp"
Buyer: "Woah"
Seller: "Check the Wik if you don't believe me"
Buyer: "Wiki?"
Seller: "Yes, the all knowing and all seeing Infallible One says this item is worth 2000000pp"
Buyer: "Is the wiki classic?"
Seller: "No, and neither am I...muahahahaha...now f*ck off I got work to do"
Buyer: "How long did it take yu to acquire?"
Seller: "I said f*ck off can't you see I'm busy?"
Seller: "/auction WTS Cleric Epic, Shaman Epic, Rogue Epic, AON 350kpp, Torpor 100KPP, Pre-nerf loot sale on Circlet of Shadow, Runed Fighters Staff, Manastone, Elder Beads, Also selling NTOV loot PST"