I did not get the shots and do not regret it

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Grandma loves sitting alone in a bubble for an extra year.

If she doesn't, she has unrealistic expectations about how fucked up getting old is, and that is on her. I already go to the hospital during off-peak hours a few times a year to get hooked up to a heart-lung machine, self-collapse a lung then pop it back out, just to get the feel. Readiness is the key to turning old age into a laugh riot, friends.
That is serious ass equipment in the hospital. You got all these old people, going into a hospital going "Oh dear!" WAKE UP YOU OLD FUCK. You can easily learn to operate most of this stuff yourself if you would stop doing the thumb dance to Bonanza all day whenever the "attractive young lady" shows up. (Sorry, I've just seen too much of that as a caregiver for my mom)

When they wheel me in for my bypass, I will be waving off the technicians and anesthesiologist, and the surgeon too, yelling into my nitrous mask, Good Morning operators!

YEEEEEAAAAAH!