I did not get the shots and do not regret it

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I was skeptical at first. But then your mother suggested I try Vassine, the vaccination that comes in the form of a suppository.


When the Vassine first arrived, I was taken aback at how large it was -- easily the size of a woman's fist. But my wife said, "It adapts to fit you!" and I tried to stay calm as my wife rammed Vassine up my, well, you know what.


Three days later I can't sit, but I feel safe, and that's what matters.