Microchips bail out?

[magnetaress]

Also the reason computer chips are getting billions (peanuts in this economy of trillions) is so they (gates, musk, elon, that wierd facebuck kid Z, the cocacola exec who also is a big board member of Blizzard, twitter bots, hollywood and all their subsidiaries (netflix and amazon prime)) can war with the other zergs. Sick ppl don't make good soldiers. So just don't get sick. We didn't build Solomons temple in real life because we where to weak. So we built it online instead.

(or too obese like Kaveh says)

Now is a great time to get into fighting shape if you can. If you can't, then be kind to yourself and your family and be greatful for every krispy kreme that comes your way. Until the big one.

A smart person would write this as a command or case statement in C++ or C#